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Content Changing IDE settings for fun Now your code is being executed By VLC media player

Content Welcome to hell. The only rule is you have to keep these on all the time. All we do is listen to music? Hell doesn't seem too bad agile enthusiasts debating Hahaha music No. light roast comics

Content Visual Studio Finally finish code You missed a semicolon at line 143 Then why dont you add it

The architectural equivalent of legacy code that nobody dares to touch. That useless balcony leading to absolutely nowhere represents those mysterious functions in your codebase that somehow keep the entire application from imploding. It's the digital version of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to its logical extreme. Sure, you could delete that 200-line function with no apparent purpose, but what if it's secretly holding together your entire authentication system? Better leave it alone and pretend you never saw it. The true horror isn't the balcony to nowhere—it's the fact that every developer reading this just thought of at least three examples in their current project.

Ah, COVID lockdown rules: a nightmare for extroverts, but absolute paradise for us code monkeys. While normal humans were suffering through isolation like it was some cruel punishment, programmers were living their best lives – finally validated for the lifestyle we'd been practicing for years. No need to make excuses for staying home all weekend with your IDE when the government mandates it. The only difference? We could order takeout without that judgmental look from the delivery person. Introverted developers have been training for this moment our entire careers.

Content Not sharing your source code out of greed Not sharing your source code out of shame