Condemned To Optimization

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Debugging Programming Testing Devops Agile

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Condemned To Optimization

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The software development lifecycle in its purest form. First they want you to code it. Then distribute it. Then "improve the quality." And finally, the inevitable descent into debugging hell where your name echoes through the office like a cursed mantra. The comic perfectly captures that moment when you realize your beautiful creation has transformed into a bug-infested nightmare that only you can fix. Welcome to the ninth circle of developer hell – where the only thing more infinite than the bugs is the expectation that you'll fix them all by yesterday.

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