Condemned To Optimization

Content When you write your first program and get no errors I see no God up here Other than ME made with mematic

The desperate creativity of developers knows no bounds! When caught red-handed watching inappropriate content at work, this brave soul conjured up the ultimate technical alibi: "I was just checking API calls in that website." Because obviously, the most thorough API testing requires extensive... um... endpoint validation. The classic "it's for research purposes" defense gets a programmatic upgrade. Next time your boss catches you, remember - you're not slacking, you're conducting a very important RESTful service inspection!

Content Yesterday at 10:07 PM i just programmed something without getting any errors Yesterday at 10:31 PM nVm

Content TOP DEFINITION C y f 3 A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong. It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. It takes at least twice as long to program in C as any other major language (except C). The men who program in C are Real Men. The women who program in C are Real Men too. You can spot a C programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all. Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C right? What does: "Isrc Cont.spp(52) : error C2679: binary '': no operator found which takes a right- hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C: Program Files Microsoft Visual Studio 8VC include vector (392): could be 'std: VectoriteratorTy, Alloc std:VectoriteratorTy, Alloc:operator (const std:VectoriteratorTy, Alloc' with TyMain::Cont, Allocstd allocatorMain::Cont while trying to match the argument list '(std::VectoriteratorTy, Alloc, int)' with TyMain::Cont, Allocstd :allocatorMain::Cont " mean?' Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line'

Ah, nothing says "I was definitely sober and making good decisions" like nesting 6 for-loops into oblivion. This masterpiece of indentation is what happens when caffeine replaces blood in your circulatory system at 2AM. That beautiful staircase of closing brackets is basically the developer's version of those Russian nesting dolls, except each one contains a slightly more confused version of yourself. The best part? That O(n⁶) time complexity is going to run so slowly that you'll have time to rethink your entire career before it finishes executing. It's not a bug, it's a built-in meditation feature!

Oh the beautiful tragedy of regex! First post: "You have A problem. Regex is the solution. Now you have 2 problems." Second post: "There was this saying: the plural of regex is regrets." It's like trying to fix your bike with a flamethrower. Sure, the original problem is gone, but now your bike is on fire and you're questioning all your life choices! The regex rabbit hole claims another victim... *plays tiny violin*