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Let's be honest, our job titles should just be "Professional Stack Overflow Researchers." The gap between what we claim to know and what we actually Google daily is the industry's best-kept open secret. Four years of computer science education just to perfect the art of crafting the perfect search query. "How to center div" for the 600th time this week? Yep, that's going in the search bar. The real programming skill isn't memorizing syntax—it's knowing exactly which error message to copy-paste into Google. Our IDE is just the middleman between us and our true coding environment: Chrome's incognito mode so colleagues can't see how basic our questions really are.

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The eternal debugging cycle in its purest form! The smug Senior Dev asks how the intern fixed a bug, expecting some technical wizardry. The innocent intern proudly admits they just "commented the code" - literally removing the problematic code from execution. Tom's horrified reaction is EXACTLY how senior devs feel when they realize the codebase is now littered with /* TODO: Fix this later */ comments hiding broken functionality instead of actual fixes. The dreaded "it works if you don't run it" approach to software engineering that haunts code reviews everywhere!