An Easy Bug

Technical debt Programmer life Late night coding Bug fixing Code problems Time estimation

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An Easy Bug

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The classic tale of programmer optimism. 9:00 AM: "This is an easy bug. I can fix it in minutes." 11:00 PM: Still sitting in the same chair, staring at the same code, questioning every life decision that led to this moment. The only thing that's changed is the darkness outside and the will to live inside. Time estimation in programming - where minutes mysteriously transform into hours, and "I'll be done by lunch" becomes "I might sleep here tonight."

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