An Easy Bug

Content Joe Magerramov joemag. The 8 year old is learning Python, and after a dealing with a syntax bug she asks: "If the computer knows I'm missing a semicolon here, why won't it add it itself?" I don't know. I really don't know.

Content Does your python bite? No, but it can hurt you in other ways. Indentation Error: Expected an indented block

The mysterious phenomenon of code quality instantly transforming when someone glances at your screen! One second you're doing pointer arithmetic that would make Linus Torvalds cry, with bitwise operations and hexadecimal values that look like you fell asleep on the keyboard. Then the moment a coworker peeks over—BOOM—your code magically transforms into a pristine if-else statement that even an intern could understand. It's like quantum code: the mere act of being observed collapses all your hacky solutions into clean, readable logic. The programming version of cleaning your room only when guests come over!

Content Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean I can fix your printer I can fix it POT I mean.. But not because I'm a programmer

Content Me looking at the bugs that my colleagues pointed out in my pull request

Content You use the UPDATE command to fix one record 41,276,000 rows affected'