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This function is the CS equivalent of taking a sledgehammer to crack a nut. Base cases? Check. Recursion? Check. Unnecessarily complex ternary operator? Triple check! The function handles 0 and 1 as base cases (0 is even, 1 is odd), but then goes completely off the rails with a recursive call that either subtracts OR adds 2 depending on whether n is positive. It's like writing a novel when "return n % 2 == 0" would do the job in one line. The real cherry on top? This function will eventually reach a base case for any integer input, but at what cost? Your CPU fans are already spinning up in anticipation of the stack overflow.

Content Have you ever seen code so bad it made you laugh? David Seidman, former Security Program Manager at Microsoft (2005-2016) Answered Feb 8 Upvoted by Aveesha Sharma, Masters of Science Software Engineering, Arizona State Univ... and Mandeep Kaur, MS Software Engineering, San Jose State University (2017) R. I was working for Microsoft's security incident response team investigating a vulnerability. We opened up the relevant file. It contained 10,000 lines of uncommented archaic C code. At the top was a single comment: This code has bugs. It did. ProdrammerHumor.io

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Now I understand why this game's been in Early Access for a decade. The code's a beautiful disaster - global variables everywhere, hardcoded dialogue IDs, magic numbers, and enough switch-case statements to make a CS professor weep. My favorite part is the instance_destroy() call that just... nukes something when you've had lunch with someone? Classic indie game spaghetti where nothing's refactored because "it works, don't touch it." This is what happens when passion projects grow beyond their initial scope without architectural planning. The road to game dev hell is paved with good intentions and global variables.

That moment when you perform major surgery on your codebase with zero confidence, hit run, and somehow everything still works. Your face: pure shock. Your boss: relieved but clueless about the cosmic miracle that just occurred. Your coworkers: silently calculating how long until your hack explodes in production. Nobody understands that your success was 10% skill, 90% divine intervention. You'll take this secret to your grave while updating your resume... just in case.