30 minutes of trying to fix something in CSS

Content TADAAAA! It's done! Awesome Site Solendid! What a great job! A little while later... TADAAAA! it's done! Jesome Site Splendid, how efficient! But wait... It's not finished at all! Oh that... It's no big deal, I'll fix it tonight.. You know, we do things well, and we do it fast! Congrats! Thanks! CommitStrip.com

Content Me: searches for an answer on stackoverflow The answerer: "There was a loophole but it's been fixed now" Me: Well fuck

So Linus Torvalds just casually merged a branch called 'antigravity' where he used Google's AI to fix his visualization tool, and then—PLOT TWIST—had to manually undo everything the AI suggested because it was absolutely terrible. The man literally wrote "Is this much better than I could do by hand? Sure is." with the energy of someone who just spent three hours fixing what AI broke in three seconds. The irony is CHEF'S KISS: the creator of Linux and Git, arguably one of the most brilliant minds in open source, got bamboozled by an AI tool that was "generated with help from google, but of the normal kind" (translation: the AI was confidently wrong as usual). He ended up implementing a custom RectangleSelector because apparently AI thinks "builtin rectangle select" is a good solution when it absolutely is NOT. The title sarcastically suggests Linus doesn't know AI is useless, but honey, he CLEARLY knows. He just documented it for posterity in the most passive-aggressive commit message ever. Nothing says "AI is revolutionary" quite like manually rewriting everything it touched.

Content NEVER HAVE I FELT sO WHO WERE YOU, CLOSE TO ANOTHER SOUL DENVERCODER9? AND VET SO HELPIESSY ALONE WHAT DID YOU SEER, AS WHEN I GOOGLE AN ERROR AND THERES ONE RESULT A THREAD BY SOMEONE WH THE SAME PROBLEM AND NO ANSWER LAST POSTED TO IN 2003

Nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like your entire Apple ecosystem deciding to update simultaneously at 12%. The laptop's upgrading, the phone's boot-looping, and the iPad's doing... whatever iPads do when they're stuck on the Apple logo. It's like they all got together and said, "You know what would be fun? Let's all brick ourselves on Christmas morning." The best part? You can't even Google the error codes because your phone is also dead. So you just sit there, watching progress bars move slower than your sprint velocity, wondering if maybe this is a sign to spend time with your family instead. Spoiler: it's not, you need to fix this ASAP. Pro tip from someone who's been there: always keep one device NOT updating. It's called redundancy, and it's not just for production servers.

Content Raphael Ernani Rodrigues 6h Reproducing the bug in my local environment