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When Your Dinner Query Returns NULL

Databases Programming Debugging Testing Backend

16 days ago 117.2K views 0 shares

When Your Dinner Query Returns NULL

Looks like someone tried to order dinner but got served a SQL error instead. The database is having an existential crisis about whether hot chips and gravy actually exist. That's the universe telling you to cook at home tonight. The irony of an app designed to feed you that can't even feed itself the right data. Press OK to acknowledge your hunger will not be resolved programmatically.

Dq Interns Made An Oopsies

Devops Programming Debugging Testing

4 months ago 127.0K views 0 shares

Dq Interns Made An Oopsies

Ah, the classic "push notification to production" disaster. Some poor intern at Dairy Queen just learned the hard way that there's no such thing as a test environment, only production environments you haven't broken yet. The best part is the corporate damage control: "Good news, the test worked!" Yeah, and now millions of people know your DevOps practices are about as solid as a melting Blizzard on a hot summer day. That smiley face emoji is the digital equivalent of nervous laughter while the senior devs frantically search Stack Overflow for "how to recall push notifications."