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That moment when your janky prototype suddenly becomes "production-ready" because marketing did their job too well. Your spaghetti code that barely handled 10 concurrent users is now facing the wrath of 10,000. Time to frantically Google "how to scale horizontally at 3 AM" while the servers melt down and your phone won't stop buzzing with alerts. The classic developer prayer: "Dear CPU gods, please hold on until I can refactor this nightmare."

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Ah, the classic programmer date format dilemma! While most people think of candlelit dinners or romantic walks, our hero goes straight for the DD/MM/YYYY specification. Because nothing says "I'm a developer" like having strong opinions about date formats. This is peak programmer humor - the kind where we completely miss social cues because we're too busy thinking about data standardization. ISO 8601 supporters are probably fuming right now. "YYYY-MM-DD is clearly superior for sorting!" they scream into their mechanical keyboards. At least he didn't say Unix timestamp. That would've been a second date dealbreaker for sure.

OMG THE DRAMA OF SQL DEVELOPERS AND THEIR CAPS LOCK ADDICTION! 😱 These poor souls are literally SUFFERING PHYSICAL PAIN from writing their queries in ALL CAPS! Cracking knuckles! Neck strain! Leg cramps! And the ultimate villain? That treacherous Caps Lock key just sitting there, MOCKING THEM with its power! The keyboard equivalent of a siren song luring developers into a world where SELECT, FROM, and WHERE must be SCREAMED at the database for it to understand. Because apparently databases are HARD OF HEARING or something?! The SQL language doesn't even care about case sensitivity, yet here we are, DESTROYING OUR BODIES for the sake of tradition! The AUDACITY!

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these recruiters! 💅 They're out here asking for candidates to "establish a database connection using CSS" which is like asking someone to bake a cake using a hammer! HONEY, CSS is for styling webpages and making things pretty, not connecting to databases! That's what SQL, MongoDB, or literally ANY database language is for! The tech recruiting world is a CIRCUS and we're all just clowns sending our resumes into the void! 🎪