The Three-Headed Dragon Of Emptiness

Content Karen Kringle KarenMN 9 Follow He's making a database He's sorting it twice SELECT from contacts WHERE behavior 'nice' SQL Clause is coming to town RETWEETS 3,960 LIKES 2,920 5:02 AM - 16 Dec 2015 13

Ah, the beautiful parallels between social engineering and SQL injection. Why bother with complex database exploits when you can just ask someone to IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS ? Security professionals spend countless hours hardening systems against SQL injection attacks, but then Karen from accounting opens an email titled "Free Pizza in Break Room" and types her password into a sketchy form. The human brain: still the most easily exploitable database since the dawn of computing.

Content Q Search Messaging Q Search messages Jan 13 InMail Exciting Senior Level Software Engineering... Load more conversations Home 14 My Network Jobs 24 Messaging Notifications Managing Director Technology at in Recruiter Jan 13 About Acct Privacy 7 Advertising Get the I Linked in Link Leading Technology Firm Needs YOU!! NY, NY!! Hi first Name, I am currently driving search for a rapidly growing and leading tech firm called (formerlv ) and they are going through a major expansion. 's mission is to make advertising matter. They build products that provide consumers with positive, safe ad experiences, and they build industry- leading powerful, intuitive workflows that enable advertisers to successfully execute on their objectives. They are looking to bring on multiple Senior level Software Engineers to their Creative team. Here are some of the responsibilities and requirements: Responsibilities: Collaborate with Engineers on the team to build intuitive products that address the needs of our customers . Write code at all Latest message n user interface to SOL querv to backend code Yes, interested... No thanks... Thank you for your well-thought out message, Mr. lastName. Unfortunately I don't think companyName will be a good fit for me right now as my experience in jobDescriptor is better suited elsewhere. Best of luck in the future and I hope currentYear? treats vou well! Sincerelv, firstName Send

Content When the project requires custom SQL queries Caps Lock

Content ME SUPPORT TEAM SELECT COLUMN SELECT COLUMN FROM TABLE FROM TABLE WHERE COLUMN CON DITO WHERE COLUMN CONDITIOI SELECT COLUMN FROM TABLE WHERE POLIMN e CONDITION imglip.com SELECT TABLE WHERE TABLE CONDITION

Content IF THE WORLD WAS CREATED BY A PROGRAMMER IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS THE HEAVEN AND THE EaRTH BUT THE EARTH WAS FORMLESS AND BUGGY, WITHOUT DOCUMENTATION BY toggl AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS NOT GOOD THEN YOU SAID "LET THERE BE LIGHT! BUT THE LIGHT DID NOT COMPILE. ON THE SECOND DAY. YOU MERGE WATER YOU CREATE A HACK SO THAT LIGHT IS PART THE LAND TO CREATE DARKNESS, YOU NEED TO HIDE THE LAND, BUT THat's OK CAUSE CREATURES WONT BE ADDED UNTIL LATER AND STACKOVERFLOW SAID IT'S FINE BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY, LIGHT BREAKS AS LAND IS ACCIDENTALL: FLOODED YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW (IN THE DARKNESS) IT's The thiRd DaY. TURNS OUT THE CREATURES NEEDED TO BE ADDED SOONER BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT to MENTION THAT You TRY TO ADD CREATURES YOU ADD THEM IN THE IN THE DARKNESS, BUT BROWSER USING COOKIES THERE'S NO LAND WITHOUT UNFORTUNATELY MAKES TuSM MORTAL LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE WATFO IT's THE FOURTH DAY. TURNS OUT THE ISSUES WERE CAUSED BY THE FLAT EARTH DESIGN YOU DECIDE TO USE C YOU ALSO USE STI TO CREATE A BALLOON FOR ABSTRACTIONS, AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT wITH NO COMPLICATIONS WHATSOEVER! IT'S THE FIFTH DaY YOU START ADDING PEOPLE TO HELP YoU. ON THE SIXTH DAY YoU LOOK AT THE CHAOS YOU CREATED DANGLING I YOU DECIDE TO CREATE THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS, WHICH IS A MISTAKE REACT THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES JESUS. REACT FUCKIT.JS) QUERY YOU ATTEmPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE PROGRAMMING BUT IT IS TOO LATE - EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES. DAYTIMEAIR.JS SEA.JS REALISTIC.WAVES. JS gETTERBANKS.J BASE. JS GIRAFFE.JS ON ThE SEVENTH DAY You realLy want to REST, BUT YOU NEED oRGanISe aLL You've CreaTeD MONGODB TOGGL.COM MaRT VIRKUS ProdrammerHumor.io