The Great Database Massacre

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The Great Database Massacre

database-memes, sql-memes, delete-memes, production-memes, limit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Who needs the LIMIT clause when you can just nuke 98.8% of your production data? That smug face is the perfect embodiment of a junior dev who just discovered DELETE FROM but hasn't yet discovered WHERE ROWNUM <= 500. Meanwhile, the database admin is probably having heart palpitations in the next room. The best part? Those remaining 500 rows are probably corrupted by cascading deletes anyway!

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