The Great Database Massacre

Content madsbyriel 12h What's your deepest darkest secret? h Reply FirstAccountant8488 12h 236 G 2 Awards One time I told a guy it was theft to google for code snippets and he quit programming because It was too hard.

Content Concatenate 2 strings -2 I would like to concatenate 2 strings, I am getting the strings from Microsoft SQL 2008 database, and have to concatenate them in C C datatable share edit close delete flag edited 22 hours ago some hard ass programmer 92.9k 6 100 56 asked Sep 18 at 10:16 Me 5 - 2 16 40 Why don't you make a MySql Database, and use Python instead of C? add a comment start a bounty

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When your integer overflow hits just right 👌 This poor bank account is experiencing the digital equivalent of Schrödinger's wealth - simultaneously broke and richer than entire nations. That comically long number is what happens when an unsigned integer (uint) overflows its maximum value and wraps around. Some developer clearly thought "who needs more than 32 or 64 bits for a bank balance?" and now this guy's inheritance looks like the national debt of a small planet. The income tax department froze the account because even their systems are like "nope, that's definitely a bug, not a feature."

Content Oscon OPEN SOURCE CONVENTION Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live" -Martin Golding

The perfect illustration of developer priorities. Spend hours optimizing a binary search tree? Mild interest . Configure a complex database schema? Barely awake . But show us a joke about semicolons or tabs vs. spaces? INSTANT DOPAMINE HIT. We're simple creatures who'd rather scroll through memes than fix that memory leak we've been ignoring for weeks. Self-awareness level: embarrassingly high.