The Great Database Massacre

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The perfect visualization of scope creep in web development! What starts as a cute little kid wanting a few technologies (MongoDB, Redis, Angular) turns into a database apocalypse. First frame: "I only need 5 requests per minute!" Second frame: "Just a few tables with hundreds of records!" By the final frame, this innocent project has transformed into a resource-devouring monster with Oracle, Hadoop, and every framework under the sun strapped to it, terrorizing the server playground while screaming "MAKE WAY LOSERS! I'M ABOUT TO PROCESS MY 5 USERS!" The irony of overengineering a solution that serves practically no one is just *chef's kiss*. It's that side project that started with "I'll just use a simple stack" and somehow ended up with Kubernetes.

Content Supabase supabaseio Do you write SQL in uppercase or lowercase? Why do you prefer to do it that way? 11:50 PM 20 Apr 21 Buffer 1 Retweet 8 Likes 17 88 nooral network kd29598 5m Replying to supabaseio UPPERCASE, for some reason i am scared of writing SQL in lowercase 17 1

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Content Brian Bilston brianbilston 11h wrote a poem in a tweet but then each line grew to the word sum of the previous two until I began to worry about all these words coming with such frequency because as you can see, it can be easy to run out of space when a poem gets all Fibonacci sequency

Content Junior dev trying to convince others that they should rewrite the entire app instead of just adding that one feature