The Great Database Massacre

The secret productivity hack no one talks about! When you're stuck debugging Oracle code, the cycle begins: desperately asking coworkers who shrug, frantically searching Stack Overflow posts from the Paleolithic era, and finally giving up to "take a break." Suddenly, while mindlessly scrolling Twitter or pretending to fold laundry, your brain magically solves the problem that's been tormenting you for hours. The ultimate developer paradox - your best work happens when you're technically not working at all. The real MVP of remote work isn't your mechanical keyboard, it's strategic procrastination.

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OH. MY. GOD. This is the most SAVAGE database joke I've ever witnessed! 💀 A FULL OUTER JOIN literally returns ALL rows from BOTH tables, matching them where possible but keeping the unmatched ones too! Just like these two books - "What They Teach You at Harvard Business School" and "What They DON'T Teach You at Harvard Business School" - which together contain THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE OF KNOWLEDGE! I am DECEASED! The database nerds are absolutely HOWLING right now while everyone else is left wondering why we're cackling over SQL joins! This is the kind of humor that separates the database architects from the mere mortals!

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