Who needs the LIMIT
clause when you can just nuke 98.8% of your production data? That smug face is the perfect embodiment of a junior dev who just discovered DELETE FROM
but hasn't yet discovered WHERE ROWNUM <= 500
. Meanwhile, the database admin is probably having heart palpitations in the next room. The best part? Those remaining 500 rows are probably corrupted by cascading deletes anyway!
The Great Database Massacre
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