The Great Database Massacre

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Content The query takes approximately 14 seconds. I already got it down by 2 That's the best we can do... Greetingersfellow, It is I, the Wizard of Code! Ooooohhhh Now what do we have here? A 14 second SQL query, quite mundane in appearance really! Why don't you close your eyes for a while, and let the magic happen... Yes, we couldn't manage to... TADA! Gentlement, this is just.. magic! We're down to 0.033s! Well done! Unbelievable! How is this possible? Amazing! CommitStrip.com

OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of this meme is sending me! 💀 When Google compliments your data? Totally fine! Everyone's just THRILLED about the multi-billion dollar corporation harvesting your search history and personal details. "Nice data, Susan" *chef's kiss* SO APPROPRIATE! But heaven FORBID some random TikTok algorithm does THE EXACT SAME THING and suddenly it's "Hello, government?" and national security threats! The double standard is ASTRONOMICAL! Like, pick a lane, people! Privacy? In this economy? Please! Your data's been sold more times than that sweater you keep returning to H&M!

Content Example of GPT-4 visual input: icer What is funny about this image? Sneed's Feed Seed formerty Chuck's GPT-4 The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "'Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck". Table 3. Example prompt demonstrating GPT-4's visual input capability.

Drake rejecting raw SQL strings because of ORM trust issues? Nah, too mainstream. But writing SQL queries as inline CSS classes using TailwindSQL? Now that's the galaxy brain move we didn't know we needed. TailwindSQL takes the utility-first philosophy to its logical extreme: why write SELECT * FROM users when you could write class="select-all from-users where-active" ? It's like someone looked at Tailwind CSS's 47-character class strings and thought "you know what databases need? This energy." The best part? You get all the SQL injection vulnerabilities of raw queries with the verbose readability of Tailwind classes. It's the worst of both worlds, perfectly balanced. Your DBA will love debugging select-* from-orders join-users on-id where-status-eq-pending limit-10 offset-20 in production at 3 AM.

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