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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Sql disaster Memes

Posts tagged with Sql disaster

The Great Database Massacre

Databases Programming Debugging
12 days ago 88.8K views 0 shares
The Great Database Massacre
Who needs the LIMIT clause when you can just nuke 98.8% of your production data? That smug face is the perfect embodiment of a junior dev who just discovered DELETE FROM but hasn't yet discovered WHERE ROWNUM <= 500 . Meanwhile, the database admin is probably having heart palpitations in the next room. The best part? Those remaining 500 rows are probably corrupted by cascading deletes anyway!

Mornings Don't Start With Coffee

Databases Devops Programming Debugging Backend
1 month ago 69.6K views 0 shares
Mornings Don't Start With Coffee
OMG, forget espresso shots! Want your heart to ACTUALLY RACE at 8am? Just casually DELETE A PRODUCTION TABLE with your sleepy little fingers! ๐Ÿ’€ Nothing says "I'm awake now" like watching your entire company's data vanish into the void while your soul leaves your body! That moment when your manager calls and you're suddenly VERY. MUCH. AWAKE. Coffee? Please. That's for amateurs who haven't experienced the electric thrill of career suicide before breakfast! โšก๏ธ

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