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SQL devs have somehow convinced themselves that typing everything in ALL CAPS makes their queries more powerful. SELECT * FROM developers WHERE caps_lock = TRUE returns literally everyone in the database world. It's become such muscle memory that they'll reflexively hit Caps Lock before typing anything remotely query-adjacent, even in Slack messages. "HEY CAN SOMEONE HELP ME WITH..." - calm down Dave, we're just ordering lunch.
The real kicker? They'll debate you to death about whether it's "better practice" while the rest of us are just happy our queries run. Meanwhile, their pinky finger has developed Olympic-level strength from constantly hammering that Caps Lock key. It's not a bug, it's a feature of their personality at this point.
