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Oh the IRONY of creating a hideous Excel chart to complain about creating hideous Excel charts! Someone really woke up and chose violence against themselves today. The self-awareness is both painful and beautiful—spending half your day making charts that look like they were designed by a colorblind toddler with a vendetta against data visualization best practices, while the actual useful analysis gets the tiniest sliver at the end. The pixelated art style really drives home that "I hate my life" energy. Nothing says "corporate suffering" quite like a bar chart that's also a cry for help!

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