Drop The Database

The PostgreSQL docs really said "don't @ me" with calendar math. That snarky response about complaining to the Pope is peak database documentation energy. It's like the author got tired of people arguing about whether the 21st century started in 2000 or 2001 and just decided to drop the mic with SQL receipts. The query results don't lie - December 2000 is century 20, February 2001 is century 21. And if you have a problem with that logic, good luck getting the Vatican to change 2000 years of calendar conventions for your database query.

OH MY GOD, the absolute HORROR of explaining your coding job to grandma only for her to send you a "Happy Data Leak Day!" card with ROSES the next day! 💀 Nothing says "I completely misunderstood what you do" like celebrating the ONE THING that keeps security engineers awake at night! Grandma somehow transformed "I work with databases" into "I deliberately expose sensitive information for funsies" and now she's CONGRATULATING you on it with a business cat and confetti! The professional NIGHTMARE is complete! Your entire career reduced to "that thing where you spill information everywhere" - thanks Nana! 🙃

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The sweet, sweet embrace of relational databases after spending months in NoSQL hell. You swore MongoDB was the future, but now you're crawling back to PostgreSQL like a desperate ex. "Please take me back, I promise I'll normalize my tables this time." Nothing says "I've grown as a person" quite like appreciating foreign key constraints after trying to manually join documents across collections. The NoSQL hangover is real.

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