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The four horsemen of SQL development: finger-cracking before joining those tables, neck-craning to decipher someone else's query, thigh-rubbing after sitting for 8 hours optimizing indexes, and the dreaded accidental CAPS LOCK when typing commands. Nothing says "I'm about to destroy this entire database" quite like accidentally typing DELETE FROM USERS instead of delete from users. The database doesn't care about your feelings, but it sure cares about your capitalization.

Content Mayank M dermayank 1d Developer: We have a problem, MySQL is down. Manager: Then use somebody else's SQL 113 17 1,000 5,020 1.

Content When you show your teacher some code you wrote but your compiler is taking forever Dude you are embarrassing me in front of the wizards.

Backend developers living the dream with their dual-monitor setup... where both screens face the wall. Who needs to see users or design mockups when you can stare at a blank wall and pure terminal output all day? The perfect metaphor for backend work—just like our code, our screens remain invisible to the end user. Bonus points for the hoodie uniform—because nothing says "I handle your data but don't want to be perceived" quite like it.

Content I am jealous of my girlfriend's ex because he is better at Leetcode than me When I was working on the daily challenge the other day, my girlfriend saw my screen and asked me if I was Leetcoding. I was surprised because she is an archeology major and doesn't know anything about programming. She explained that her ex-boyfriend was into competitive programming and talked about it all the time. Apparently he is a Guardian on Leetcode and he even used to prepare contest problems for extra money. I feel extremely insecure now because I struggle with mediums most of the time and my rating is at 1500. My gf keeps assuring me that my low rating doesn't bother her, but everytime I am stuck in a problem I keep thinking how her ex would solve it in minutes. I just can't get the image of him easily solving LC Hards out of my head. Every time he submits a solution and gets that green AC on his screen he must smile and think how much of a loser his girlfriend's new