OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of running an SQL UPDATE without a WHERE clause! 😱 That moment when your stomach drops to the floor as you realize you've just modified 37,052 rows instead of the ONE you intended to change. And the worst part? There's no magical Ctrl+Z to save your career from this database apocalypse! Your face transitions from "I'm a database wizard" to "I should probably update my resume" faster than you can say "rollback transaction" (which you FORGOT to use, obviously). This is why database professionals drink heavily. 💀
Ctrl+Z Not Found: The SQL Massacre
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