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So you're building your app and you're like "I'll use an ORM for database abstraction so I can switch databases later!" Sure, Jan. Sure you will. The brutal truth? Both the galaxy-brain geniuses writing raw SQL and the smooth-brain rebels who also write raw SQL have figured out what the ORM evangelists refuse to admit: you're NEVER switching databases . That Postgres instance you spun up on day one? That's your ride-or-die until the heat death of the universe. Meanwhile, the "average" developers are stuck in the middle with their ORMs, adding layers of abstraction for a migration that'll never happen, debugging cryptic ORM-generated queries, and pretending they're writing "portable" code. Spoiler alert: the only thing you're porting is technical debt. The real power move? Just admit you're married to your database and write those beautiful, optimized raw queries without shame. Your future self will thank you when you're not deciphering what monstrosity your ORM generated at 3 AM.

LLMs have mastered the ancient art of corporate politeness to such an absurd degree that they'll compliment your code even while it's actively committing crimes against computer science. You just described fetching thousands of database rows per API call like it's no big deal? "That's rare!" Translation: "I've seen war crimes with better execution, but let me gently massage your ego while your database server weeps in the corner." These AI models are basically that coworker who nods enthusiastically during code review while internally screaming. They're so desperate to be helpful and non-confrontational that they'll validate your decision to use nested for-loops inside a while loop inside a recursive function. The N+1 query problem? More like the "N+1 ways to say 'sure buddy, whatever you say' problem." The real tragedy is that we've trained these models to be so diplomatically useless that they've become the digital equivalent of a yes-man. Meanwhile, your production database is having an existential crisis processing those thousands of row reads, but hey, at least the AI thinks you're doing great!

That moment of existential dread when you realize your "rock-solid" backup strategy might just be a figment of your imagination. You've been diligently setting up automated backups for months, but have you ever actually tried to restore anything? The character's wide-eyed panic perfectly captures that 3 AM realization that your entire production database is one cosmic ray bit flip away from digital oblivion. Schrödinger's backup: simultaneously exists and doesn't exist until you attempt a recovery.

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Content Ijust wanted to add to this discussion that I am just compiling on VS and GCC, and used to use include guards. I have now switched to pragma once, and the only reason for me is not 199 performance or portability or standard as I don't really care what is standard as long as VS and GCC support it, and that is that: pragma once reduces possibilities for bugs. It is all too easy to copy and paste a header file to another header file, modify it to suit ones needs, and forget to change the name of the include guard. Once both are included, it takes you a while to track down the error, as the error messages arent necessarily clear. Share Follow edited Nov 30, 2014 at 9:57 answered Jul 22, 2011 at 16:55 Cookie 11.7k 13 52 81 5 This is the correct reason. Forget performance--we should use pragma once because it's less error prone. It occurs to me that if compilers are already tracking include guards, they're already doing most of the work necessary to issue warnings when they see different files using the same macro name. - rieux Jun 13, 2019 at 6:36 Add a comment pragma once has unfixable bugs. It should never be used. 169 If your include search path is sufficiently complicated, the compiler may be unable to tell the difference between two headers with the same basename (e.g. afoo.h and bfoo.h), so a pragma once in one of them will suppress both. It may also be unable to tell that two different relative includes (e.g. include "foo.h" and include "..afoo.h" refer to the same file, so pragma once will fail to suppress a redundant include when it should have. lanc arca attocic tho commorc amia