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SQL devs really built their entire personality around hoarding data. The moment you tell them a table isn't needed anymore, they experience physical pain watching it get yeeted into the void. That disk space? Gone. Those carefully crafted indexes? Dust. The 47 joins they memorized? Useless. It's like watching someone lose a beloved pet, except the pet is a normalized database schema they spent three weeks optimizing. They stand there, arms outstretched, as if they could somehow catch the DROP TABLE command mid-execution. Spoiler: they can't.
And No More Space
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