Yes That Includes Me Plus Plus

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Yes That Includes Me Plus Plus

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So you think you're special because you use C++? The classic Dunning-Kruger effect in full display. Everyone on that IQ bell curve thinks they're the genius on the right side, but statistically speaking, 68% of us are chilling in that chunky middle section at 100. The two smug characters at the extremes both "get it" while the average folks are blissfully unaware—but here's the kicker: the person making this meme is probably sitting right there at 100 too, convinced they're an outlier.

The title "Yes That Includes Me Plus Plus" is chef's kiss because it's a C++ pun while simultaneously admitting "yeah, I'm also average but let me pretend I'm not." Self-aware yet still in denial—the programmer's natural state.

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