The lifecycle of a C programmer in three Reddit posts:
First: "Do you guys even like C?" - The honeymoon phase where you question your life choices after encountering your first segmentation fault.
Then: "I'm beginning to like C" - Stockholm syndrome kicks in. You've accepted that memory management is your new unpaid part-time job.
Finally: "How do you find libraries in C?" - The desperate plea of someone who's spent 6 hours trying to parse a JSON string without external help. Welcome to dependency hell, where the libraries are scarce and the documentation is optional.