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He Skill Issue

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The guards standing over a field of fallen programmers trying to identify the C developers is sending me. Their solution? Just check if anyone thinks GOTO is harmless! Because apparently C programmers are the only ones brave (or reckless) enough to defend the most controversial control flow statement since the invention of spaghetti code itself. The fallen warriors are split between those crying "skill issue!" (classic C elitist behavior), defenders claiming it's "useful" and "clean" (copium levels off the charts), and my personal favorite: the guy getting absolutely OBLITERATED for suggesting "Stop crying, use Python instead." The violence was swift and merciless. Nothing triggers C programmers faster than suggesting they switch to a language with automatic memory management and readable syntax!

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