Exceptions Are For The Weak

You know you've been writing C too long when someone suggests using exceptions and you physically recoil. The top panel shows the enlightened Java, C#, C++, and Python devs calmly explaining that errors are special cases deserving proper exception handling. Meanwhile, C down there is having an absolute power trip with its "strong return" energy, flanked by Rust and... whatever that other mascot is.

Here's the thing: C doesn't do exceptions. You get an error code, you check it, or you don't and your program segfaults at 3 AM in production. It's survival of the fittest. Rust took that energy and made it type-safe with Result types, which is basically "we have exceptions at home." But C? Pure, unfiltered return codes and errno. No safety nets, no hand-holding, just you, your integer, and your poor life choices.

The Japanese text (強いリターン) literally means "strong return" which is chef's kiss perfect. Because nothing says strength like manually propagating errors through 47 layers of function calls.