When The Free Tier Expires

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When The Free Tier Expires

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You know that moment when you've burned through your entire cloud credits trial and finally look at what you actually built? That primitive cave-dweller confusion hits hard. "What language is this? Did I write this garbage? Why are there 47 nested if-statements?" Nothing quite matches the primal horror of seeing your own code after the dopamine of free resources wears off. Suddenly your "revolutionary" app looks like it was written by someone banging rocks together while grunting "API good, callback bad."

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