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Software architects are the mythical creatures of tech teams who spend years growing their wool of abstract knowledge until they become these massive, overgrown sheep of theoretical expertise. The meme perfectly captures how they finally emerge from their architectural diagrams and design patterns when forced to join a video call—just an absolute unit of fluff with barely visible features underneath. Their "pet" is just the poor developer who has to implement all those "elegant" solutions while the architect sits there looking smug about their latest microservice manifesto. The bigger the wool, the more senior the title!

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The AUDACITY of AWS to present us with this regional dragon lineup! US-WEST-1 and US-EAST-2 looking like they'll devour your entire infrastructure budget while calculating your egress fees, and then there's US-EAST-1... the derpy dragon that hosts half the internet but crashes more than my ex's computer! SWEETIE, we all know we should diversify across regions for resilience, but we STILL put everything in US-EAST-1 because we're MASOCHISTS who enjoy the thrill of random outages taking down half the internet! It's like choosing the adorable idiot dragon to guard your priceless treasures because "aww, look at its cute little tongue!" 💸🔥

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