Guess I'm A Boomer

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Guess I'm A Boomer

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Ah, the radical concept of *checks notes* owning what you pay for! Remember the ancient times when you'd buy Photoshop on a CD-ROM and it was just... yours? Now Adobe's subscription model has your credit card in a chokehold while whispering "it's for the updates, baby."

The SaaS revolution turned software from products into hostage situations. "That'll be $14.99/month for features you'll use twice a year. Cancel anytime! (But your files become useless if you do.)"

The real irony? The younger generation thinks this subscription madness is normal while us "boomers" are over here screaming into the void about perpetual licenses. If expecting ownership after payment makes me a boomer, then hand me my orthopedic shoes and early bird dinner special—I'll wear both with pride.

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