The Budget Deception Protocol

Developer life Awkward moments Budget Tech spending Cloud costs Developer expenses Relationship problems Software tools Dev secrets Financial honesty

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The Budget Deception Protocol

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The silent panic that washes over your face when someone innocently asks about your development costs while your significant other is within earshot. That moment when you've spent $300 on Docker containers, $200 on cloud services, another $150 on dev tools, and somehow convinced your partner it was "just a small hobby expense." The death glare says it all – you're about to experience what developers call a "relationship runtime error."

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