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OMFG, the absolute DELUSION! 💀 Someone thinks they can build ChatGPT for $750 when it actually costs $100 MILLION?! That's not a budget gap, that's the Grand Canyon of financial reality checks! It's like showing up to build the Titanic with a pool noodle and some duct tape. The train is OpenAI's massive infrastructure, the school bus is what this person thinks they need, and that pathetic $588 bid? That wouldn't even cover the ELECTRICITY for ChatGPT to say "hello world" for a day! The audacity! The drama! The complete disconnect from reality! This is peak "I watched a YouTube tutorial once, so I'm basically an AI engineer now" energy!

Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and Cl with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments

When your severance package includes five minutes of unsupervised access to the data center... Revenge is a dish best served with unplugged cables. The perfect digital equivalent of taking your stapler when you leave. "You can't fire me, but I can fire your uptime!" Somewhere, a DevOps team is having the worst day of their lives while an ex-employee is having the best one of theirs.

Content Glenn F. Henriksen henriksen When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public. ProgrammerHumor.

Content Your boss asked you to scale your Auto Scaling Group based on the number of requests per minute your application makes to your database. What should you do? Create a CloudWatch custom metric then create a CloudWatch Alarm on this metric to scale your ASG Enable Detailed Monitoring then create a CloudWatch Alarm to scale your ASG You politely tell him it's impossible