Getting The Wrong Idea From That Conference Talk You Attended

Overengineering Scaling Microservices Architecture Tech conferences Premature optimization Enterprise Overcomplication

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Getting The Wrong Idea From That Conference Talk You Attended

overengineering-memes, scaling-memes, microservices-memes, architecture-memes, tech-conferences-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this meme! 💀 It's literally every developer who attended ONE tech conference about microservices and suddenly thinks their to-do list app needs to handle BILLIONS of users! The bears stacked on bears is the PERFECT metaphor for how we build these ridiculously over-architected solutions for problems that don't exist! "Let me just add Kubernetes, a message queue, and 17 microservices to my blog that gets 3 visitors a month... you know... for SCALING!" Meanwhile your entire user base is your mom and that one bot from Russia. The "O RLY?" at the bottom is just *chef's kiss* - the perfect sarcastic cherry on top of this overengineered sundae!

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