and that's when Docker happened...

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That existential moment when your entire work identity is so intertwined with a messaging app that its downtime and your employment status become indistinguishable. Remote workers' nightmare fuel right there—can't tell if you're unemployed or just experiencing the classic "have you tried turning it off and on again" corporate solution. The modern day "if a tree falls in the forest" philosophical question!

Oh look, another tech bro who thinks his AI startup is a special snowflake in an avalanche! The meme perfectly captures the delusion of every "visionary founder" who believes their AI solution will "disrupt the entire industry" while the actual industry is just a massive warehouse of identical Buzz Lightyear toys. Spoiler alert: your revolutionary algorithm is probably just another if-else statement wearing a neural network costume. The tech world doesn't need another "groundbreaking" AI startup that predicts which cat videos you'll watch next—it needs founders who understand that saying "we use AI" is about as unique as having a LinkedIn profile. Next time you want to disrupt something, try disrupting your own ego first!

Oh look, it's the "we'll fix it in flight" approach to software engineering! This is what happens when your boss says "we can't afford downtime" and suddenly you're patching critical systems while they're running at 30,000 feet. Nothing says "I trust my code" like frantically opening a maintenance hatch on a flying airplane. This is basically every developer who's ever pushed a hotfix to production on Friday at 4:59pm and then spent the weekend praying nothing explodes. The best part? The calm, cloudy backdrop - as if the universe is just waiting for the perfect moment to introduce some turbulence.

Content Teacher: we installed a program to moritor you during tests, so dont try to cheat!! Me with a VM: 3:34 I am above the law

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