Aged like milk

The classic "Mom, can we have X? No, we have X at home. X at home:" meme format but with Docker containers! The kid wants the sleek, professional Docker Whale, but mom says they already have Docker at home. Cut to what's actually at home: a janky container made of blue blocks that technically works but is clearly a homebrew container solution held together with duct tape and prayers. It's the perfect representation of enterprise Docker vs. that sketchy containerization script you wrote at 3 AM that somehow still passes all the tests.

Content 4:47 Bill 65 8 Works at Multi-Billionaire 990 miles away I can get you Visual Studio Enterprise and Azure DevOps for free

Content FaaS and Furious by Forrest Brazeal I DIDN'T C'MON. ) PUSH! HEAR THE MAGIC WORDS SERIOUSLY? EVERY TiME? WE BOTH KNOW WHAT I WANT NOT UNLESS YOU SAY IT SIGH git push -- set-upstream origin sWingset A CLOUD GURU AAAND WE'RE OFF 2019 Forrest Brazeal forestbrazeal

Content DOPODOGOOCODOGOODOOOOOOOCCO00000000000000000002000 200000900006700020060000000 (0, .0000O00O000000O0000000000002000000 .CO00000020000000002000000090000000000 cNO nOA340 30IS HOIHM 80c00000000000000009000 90002000000000002000009000P090000000000 00000000000

Content He can configure firewalls See nobody cares, we use cloud now

Content ME: I JUST NEED TO HOST "HELLO WORLD ON THE CLOUD. aws AWS: NO PROBLEM. HAVE YOU CHECKED ALL OF OUR COOL NAMED PRODUCTS YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND