When Backend Developers Try To CSS

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When Backend Developers Try To CSS

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The eternal irony of backend developers trying to write CSS! This poor soul is literally measuring pixels on their screen with their fingers because they have no idea how to make that div align properly. It's like watching a quantum physicist trying to assemble IKEA furniture with their eyes closed. No amount of database optimization skills will help you center that div, my friend! The compiler won't save you here—only prayer and Stack Overflow can help now.

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