Stop Giving Wrong Expectations..

Content Me looking at rProgrammerHumor as a teen java dev and realising I'm bad at everything.

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The look of pure existential dread when you're forced to name your variables in Java. What started as a simple "client" spiraled into that monstrosity of a name because some architect decided every single responsibility needs to be in the variable name. This is what happens after 7 years of "clean code" seminars and too many design patterns. Meanwhile in Python land, they're just using "c" and moving on with their lives.

Content Therapist: git merge isn't real it can't hurt you git merge (X) 3907 of 4031 Errors 259 of 273 Warnings G 0 of 72 Messages

Content Alexis Stamatakis AlexisCompBio A Bachelor thesis in my lab makes a seminal contribution to software engineering - open source codes written in C on github have higher code quality when they contain swear words. C source code without swear words C source code with swear words 0.30 Proportion of repositories .10 0.05 0.00 0 4 6 Code quality score 8 6 Code quality score 8 10:56 PM Feb 9, 2023 644.2K Views 1,426 Retweets ProdrammerHumor.io 211 Quote Tweets 8,429 Likes

Content I DONT CARE ABOUT RUST IM A FUCKING WER DEV AND IT HAS NO JOBS STOP RECOMMENDING ME THIS SHIT YOUTUBE SAME ABOUT VIM