When Stephen Toub (C# performance guru at Microsoft) drops another blog post about unsafe optimizations, and suddenly you're contemplating risking your production environment for that sweet, sweet 0.01% performance gain. The eternal struggle of every C# dev: stick with safe, boring code that works... or throw caution to the wind and go full unsafe pointer madness just to shave off a few microseconds. Because nothing says "I'm a real programmer" like crashing prod while trying to outsmart the compiler.
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