Stay In Your Lane Bruv

System design Architecture Meetings Junior dev Team dynamics Vibe coding

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Stay In Your Lane Bruv

system-design-memes, frontend-memes, backend-memes, architecture-memes, meetings-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

You know that junior dev who just finished a React tutorial and suddenly thinks they're qualified to redesign your entire microservices architecture? That's what's happening here. The vibe coder—bless their heart—has wandered into a system design meeting armed with nothing but confidence and a Figma account. The architects are giving them that look. You know the one. The "please stop talking before you suggest we store everything in localStorage" look. System design meetings are where you discuss scalability, data flow, and whether your database will survive Black Friday traffic. It's not the place for "what if we just made it look cooler?" Stay in your lane, focus on those CSS animations, and let the backend folks argue about CAP theorem in peace.

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