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Your body's stress response mapped to HTTP status codes is painfully accurate. 200s and 404? Whatever, just another Tuesday. But those 4xx client errors and especially the 5xx server errors? That's when your heart rate spikes and you start questioning your career choices.
Notice how 404 is basically chill - it's not your fault the user can't type a URL correctly. But 500? 503? That's YOUR code burning down in production while users are screaming and your phone won't stop buzzing. The 429 (Too Many Requests) sitting at medium stress is chef's kiss - you're getting hammered but at least your rate limiting is working as intended.
The real kicker is 302 being low stress. Redirects just work, they're the reliable friend in the HTTP status family. Meanwhile 501 (Not Implemented) is maxing out because someone just discovered a feature you promised six months ago that doesn't actually exist yet.
