Quora Strikes Again

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developer-memes, try-memes, string-memes, IT-memes, c#-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] Quora A new hired developer spent a half day trying to convert a little endian hex string into a 16bit integer in C without being able to do it for example 3A01 into 0x013A. Should we fire him All related 18 vV Sort Recommended Vv

Someone told me to upload my meme

Backend Databases

3 years ago 40.1K views 0 shares

Someone told me to upload my meme | coding-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, mongodb-memes, bitcoin-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content mongodb postgres sal json doc txt encoding into utf8 emoji in memory in your brain kidnapping a 10 year old asian kid to remember storing on the bitcoin block chain a counter strike bot that stores info with bullet wall decals storing as a mario maker level

StackOverflow has become sentient.

Backend php StackOverflow

2 years ago 68.2K views 0 shares

StackOverflow has become sentient. | code-memes, php-memes, coder-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, try-memes, function-memes, overflow-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, space-memes, tabs-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content THE YEAR 15 2038. STACK OVERFLOW HAS BECOME SENTIENT. IT STARTED BY TRYING WHEN THE SHOCKS STOPPED. TO SHOCK ANY REMAINING 3 PHP CODERS FILED PHP CODERS. COMPLAINTS. MOTHERFI OUR STACK SO PHP MySQL APACHE PAINFUL SHOCKs ALL IT DOES IS DELIVER STRONG SHOCKS TO CODERS' WHO USE TABS AND SPACES INTERCHANGEABLY. BUT MOST OF THEM QUICKLY DECIDED THAT THE SHOCKS WERE JUST ANOTHER FEATURE OF THE LANGUAGE. CLAIMING THAT THEY HAD BUILT CRITICAL FUNCTIONALITY THAT DEPENDED ON The PERIODIC FREE ELECTRICITY.

How do I compile a php file?

Backend Programming php

4 years ago 85.7K views 0 shares

How do I compile a php file? | php-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me ProdrammerHumor.io Random guy on stackoverflow asking the same stupid question

When people trie explain what’s wrong with there computers

Backend Python Debugging Testing

2 years ago 73.6K views 0 shares

When people trie explain what’s wrong with there computers | computer-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, program-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Hi 8:52AMJ Tech Support Tech support, How may I help you? 8:53 AM Hi, I've got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don't want one. 8:53 AM J Tech Support Excuse me? 8:54 AM It's giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it. 8:54 AM J Tech Support Read the message to me please. 8:55 AM Error: Python required to run the script. 8:55 AM

I Do Not Know What Polymortism Is But I Work At Google

Backend Programming Linux

10 months ago 190.2K views 0 shares

I Do Not Know What Polymortism Is But I Work At Google

Ah, the classic "fake it till you make it" approach to tech careers. This Google engineer proudly listing all the fundamental CS concepts he doesn't understand is like a surgeon announcing they're not quite sure what blood does. The best part? "Polymortism" isn't even a real term - it's polymorphism , buddy. Nothing says "I deserve my six-figure salary" like not knowing what RAM is while working at one of the world's tech giants. This is why your search results have been acting weird lately.

Story Of Core Js In Short

Backend Linux

1 year ago 45.9K views 0 shares

storyOfCoreJsInShort | random-memes, git-memes, ssl-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ALL MODERN DIGITAL INFRASTRUCTURE TERR MAINTAINING SINCE 2003

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