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MongoDB's marketing team really nailed their priorities here. Forget trivial things like your compensation, burnout, or work-life balance - the only legacy that matters is knowing their database is "web scale." For the uninitiated, "web scale" became a tech buzzword after a famous parody video where a MongoDB enthusiast repeatedly screams "it's web scale!" while a MySQL user questions what that actually means. The phrase became shorthand for "sounds impressive but possibly meaningless tech jargon." Nothing says "I've made it in tech" quite like remembering marketing slogans instead of your actual life experiences. Your therapist would have a field day with this one.

The sacred rite of passage has finally occurred! That magical moment when you push code to production and everything goes spectacularly wrong. It's like losing your developer virginity – painful, awkward, and everyone on the team somehow knows about it immediately. The formal announcement with the aristocratic frog makes it even better. Nothing says "I've royally screwed up" quite like a dignified amphibian in a waistcoat breaking the news that you've just taken down the entire payment system because you forgot a semicolon. Welcome to the club, buddy. We've all been there. Your desk will be decorated with rubber ducks by morning.

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The MGM lion is the perfect mascot for web development. On the frontend, you've got this majestic, polished beast roaring confidently at users. Flip to the backend and it's just some poor exhausted dev sprawled across a table with their code running upside down and backwards. The backend is where dreams and clean architecture go to die, but hey—at least the users get to see a pretty lion! Ten years in the industry and I still can't tell if I'm the lion or the guy face-planted on the keyboard. Probably depends on the sprint.