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You built the Death Star of microservices architecture. API Gateway, Lambda functions, Kafka message queues, Redis caching, PostgreSQL persistence, Elasticsearch indexing—the whole enterprise buzzword bingo card. Three weeks of your life gone designing this masterpiece that could probably handle the traffic of a small country.
Then production crashes harder than your hopes and dreams because some frontend dev sent "darkMode": "true" (string) instead of "darkMode": true (boolean). Your entire distributed system—designed to withstand nuclear war—brought to its knees by quote marks.
TypeScript would've caught this in 0.2 seconds, but hey, at least you got to use all those cool AWS services on your resume.
