Did someone say "AIOps"?

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Behold, the classic "belt and suspenders" approach to software engineering! Someone decided to publish that config data twice—once inside the conditional and once outside—because why risk it only being published once, right? This is like ordering pizza, then immediately ordering the exact same pizza again just in case the first one doesn't arrive. The second call will always execute regardless of the condition, making the entire if-statement completely pointless. Somewhere in a code review, a senior developer is quietly dying inside.

The corporate sleight-of-hand that birthed the "full-stack developer" job title in one brutal meme. Instead of hiring separate frontend and backend specialists, some genius in management realized they could just make one person do both jobs while keeping the salary exactly the same. It's the tech industry's equivalent of saying "would you like fries with that?" except the fries are an entire second profession you're now responsible for. And the worst part? We all nodded along and added "full-stack" to our LinkedIn profiles like it was some kind of promotion.

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