That Is Why Programmers Get Paid

Content Me: uploads code to stack overflow so that other people can help me debug the error I'm getting Everyone else working on the military's missile guidance software:

Content All I said was that I don't use StackOverflow

Content WHEN SOMEONE ON STACK OVERFLOW DOWNVOTES YOUR 5 YEARS OLD COMMENT THAT THE MENTIONED TECHNOLOGY IS ONLY 10 YEARS OLD BECAUSE U ARE LYING, IT IS 15 YEARS OLD.

Content Pimples Blackheads? NUMBEROF PEOPLE WHO LEARN TO CODE USING A BOOK Zero Zero ZERO

The AUDACITY of calling yourself a "developer" while performing the sacred martial art of Copy-Paste-Fu! 🥋 First, you dramatically open your browser like you're about to write groundbreaking code. Then the REAL programming begins—frantically searching Stack Overflow for someone else's solution. The final moves? The lightning-fast Ctrl+C followed by the devastating Ctrl+V finishing combo! Who needs original thought when you can just steal—I mean, "leverage existing solutions"—with keyboard shortcuts?! The modern developer's workflow isn't writing code, it's FINDING code. Your IDE is just a fancy clipboard manager at this point.

Content A 369 You have reached a new level in computer science, and you are coming of age. You therefore are now ready for the next step. I have been authorized by the BDFL himself to reveal the following Super Secret document to you. The ancients understood it and deciphered it first, and now, so will you! The Floating Point Guide Treat this document with care! Only share this with people you know have reached the same baffling conclusions! Moderator's Note This answer is not representative of the expected quality standards on Stack Overflow. However, it has unexpectedly developed a life of its own and is solely preserved for historical significance now.