Cache Everything

Cache Everything
cache-memes, database-memes, performance-memes, redis-memes, optimization-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Someone discovers Redis exists and suddenly they're the messiah of performance optimization. Database taking 200ms to respond? Cache it. API call taking too long? Cache it. User's name? Believe it or not, also cache. Never mind that you now have a distributed system with cache invalidation problems—the two hardest things in computer science after naming things and off-by-one errors. Fast forward three months and nobody knows what data is real anymore, but hey, those response times look incredible on the dashboard.

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