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Frontend: neat, organized embroidery with perfect patterns. Backend: the unholy tangle of threads that actually makes it work but looks like a dumpster fire behind the scenes. This is why "full stack" developers are just people who've accepted that half their work will always look like a crime scene. You either die a frontend dev or live long enough to become the person muttering "it works, don't touch it" while staring at spaghetti code that somehow powers a billion-dollar company.

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