There Are Four Rules Now

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Hitting that "deploy to cloud" button feels like a heroic moment until you realize you've just signed up your credit card for an all-you-can-eat buffet where the servers never sleep. Your ancestors watch proudly as you configure auto-scaling without setting budget alerts. That $5/month estimate turns into $500 when your app gets three users and suddenly needs 17 microservices, a managed database, and enough storage to archive the Library of Congress. Future generations will be paying off your Kubernetes cluster long after you're gone.

The cloud revolution has turned every sysadmin into Grandpa Simpson. Remember when we had to physically touch our servers? When DNS issues meant actual phone calls? Now we're just shouting at AWS outages, GCP pricing surprises, and Azure's console that redesigns itself every 3 months. We've gone from racking servers to arguing with JSON files and wondering why our bill suddenly doubled because we forgot to terminate that one instance running in us-east-1. The future is here—it's just abstracted, expensive, and makes us yell at the sky.

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[text] Dave Dustin venzann Genie Ill give you one billion dollars if you can spend 100M in a month. There are 3 rules No gifting no gambling no throwing it away. SRE Can use AWS Genie There are 4 rules.

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