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They Are Pretty Expensive

Hardware Programming Gamedev

2 months ago 47.2M views 0 shares

They Are Pretty Expensive

Knight walks into a merchant wanting the latest GPU. Merchant warns him about the price increase. Knight's cool with it and hands over... his horse. Merchant counters with a literal golden castle. The GPU market has gotten so absurd that trading your trusty steed seems reasonable, but even THAT isn't enough anymore. We've reached a point where you need to liquidate entire kingdoms just to run Cyberpunk at 60fps. The knight's "NAY?! NEIGH?!" reaction is *chef's kiss* – simultaneously a horse pun and the exact sound every developer makes when they check GPU prices before building a new rig. At least in medieval times, you could conquer a castle. Now you just refresh Newegg at 3am hoping for a drop.

A Full-Stack Developer

Backend Frontend Webdev Programming Javascript

1 year ago 346.3K views 2 shares

A Full-Stack Developer

The medieval monstrosity perfectly captures what it feels like to be a full-stack developer. You're simultaneously playing a beautiful frontend melody while your backend is a bizarre creature with a face for a butt that's tooting out server responses. One minute you're crafting pixel-perfect CSS, the next you're debugging why your database queries are producing hot garbage. No wonder full-stack devs wear funny hats—it's the only way to maintain sanity while straddling two completely different worlds!