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Executives laughing hysterically at the fantasy they sell to clients about perfect cloud reliability. Meanwhile, every DevOps engineer watching this just had a nervous eye twitch remembering that 3 AM incident when AWS us-east-1 went down and took half the internet with it. The classic corporate disconnect between sales promises and technical reality—where uptime SLAs meet cold, hard distributed systems theory. Five-nines reliability? Sure, if you don't count "planned maintenance."

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Jensen Huang really out here catching strays for making GPUs so expensive that Microsoft and Nvidia became household names for draining corporate budgets. But you know what? The man deserves credit where credit is due. He didn't just create a tech company—he created "Microslop Nshitia," the beautiful merger of bloated software and overpriced hardware that perfectly encapsulates modern tech. Your AI model needs 8 H100s to run? That'll be the GDP of a small nation, thanks. Want to train anything? Better get that enterprise license from Microsoft Azure while you're at it. It's the perfect ecosystem: Microsoft provides the cloud infrastructure to burn money, and Nvidia provides the GPUs to set that money on fire even faster. The Drake meme format really captures the vibe—rejecting the individual corporate overlords but fully embracing their unholy alliance. Because if you're gonna get fleeced, might as well get fleeced by the dream team.

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Microsoft just invented the server rack again, but with a fancy cloud name. Remember when we moved everything to the cloud because on-premises hardware was "obsolete"? Now they're selling us the same hardware back as "Azure Local" with a premium price tag. Next revolutionary product: a keyboard you can actually feel when typing.