I Got This. Hold My YAML.

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I Got This. Hold My YAML.

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The confidence-to-competence ratio strikes again! Some brave soul decided to configure Azure with their "perfectly indented" YAML file, and now the whole infrastructure is burning to the ground. The horrified faces watching the disaster unfold is every senior dev who warned them about proper validation. That little "SANE" marker in the corner is the sanity we all lose after the fifth indentation error. Trust me, I've seen this movie before – it ends with someone frantically Googling "how to rollback Azure deployment at 2am" while Slack notifications explode.

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