Sounds A Bit Simple

Oh honey, you think importing libraries for random numbers is the sophisticated approach? *dramatic hair flip* Meanwhile, the ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATHS who hardcode their own random number generators without ANY external input are lurking in the shadows, cackling maniacally! They're not just playing with fire - they're BATHING in gasoline while juggling flaming chainsaws! The sheer AUDACITY! The MADNESS! Writing your own pseudo-random algorithm is basically telling the universe "I don't trust your entropy, I'll make my own chaos, thank you very much!" It's the programming equivalent of refusing to use a map and instead just FEELING which way north is!