Easiest Choice In The History Of Coding

The only fashion statement that actually impresses your tech lead. Wearing your code isn't just a style choice—it's a power move. Nothing says "I live and breathe this stuff" like literally wrapping yourself in JavaScript functions while rocking shorts and sneakers. The perfect outfit for when you want to say "I can debug in my sleep but pants are still optional for remote work."

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The terminal doesn't lie. Run whoami and it returns "jason" - not Jason Bourne, just some sysadmin named Jason who probably hasn't slept in 72 hours. The look of existential dread on those guys' faces is the universal reaction to discovering your colleague's been using root access while sleep-deprived. No spy thriller, just another day in IT where the only thing with amnesia is the server that forgot its config file.

Content PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT HAS ALMOST NO STANDARD LIBRARY SOLUTION: THOUSANDS OF COMMUNITY -SUPPORTED LIBRARIES OF WILDLY VARYING QUALITY PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT HAS NO PACKAGING OR A LINKER TO TIE THESE PACKAGES TOGETHER PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT WON'T RUN OUTSIDE THE BROWSER SOLUTION: V8 PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT IS SINGLE -THREAD BY DESIGN SOLUTION: ASYNCHRONOUS PROGRAMMING, NODE. JS PROBLEM: CALLBACK HELL PROBLEM: PROTOTYPAL INHERITANCE IS PANTS -ON- HEAD STUPID THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT. PROBLEM: WEB RESOURCES NEED TO BE MINIFIED AND ZIPPED FOR PERFORMANCE PROBLEM: THE DOM IS TOO SLOW FOR VIDEO GAMES SOLUTION: CANVAS PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT IS TOO SLOW FOR VIDEO GAMES SOLUTION: USE AN ASSEMBLY- LIKE SUBSET OF JAVASCRIPT CALLED ASM.JS PROBLEM: ASM.JS IS BASICALLY UNWRITABLE 4 HUMANS. SOLUTION: COMPILE A BETTER LANGUAGE TO JAVASCRIPT (C, EMASCRIPT 2016, COFFEESCRIPT, JSX) SOLUTION: HUNDREDS OF COMMUNITY SUPPORTED BUILD TOOLS OF WILDLY VARYING QUALITY PROBLEM: GRUNT. SOLUTION: GULP PROBLEM: GULP PROBLEM: MACHINE GENERATED OUTPUT IS MORE DIFFICULT TO DEBUG PROBLEM: ASYNC IS STILL A NIGHTMARE, HUH? PROBLEM: BALLOONING PROJECT SIZE AND COMPLEXITY PROBLEM: JAVASCRIPT STILL DOESN'T DO EVERYTHING PROBLEM: OUTPUT RUNS VERY SLOWLY ON MOBILE DEVICES SOLUTION: ELECTRON, PHONEGAP, FIREFOXOS HOW IS DIGGING GOING TO GET US OUT OF THIS HOLE? WHERE I AM FROM, THE POINT OF DIGGING IS NOT FREEDOM FROM DIGGING

Content 10:35 62 VUUnlICCUUlIo. Food Around is seeking a PHP Developer okay with primarily focusing on Laravel Development You will also have experience in REST APIS, Google Cloud, GitHub, MySQL Responsibilities: Experience programming PHP applications in a production format Writing complex backend functions with PHP Designing and developing efficient systems that involve BigData Must have experience with Linux servers Experience with MySQLMongoDB Experience integrating 3rd party API's (REST, OAuth, JSONP) Drive tasks to completion and take ownership of projects Working towards Bachelors in Computer Science or Engineering, or equivalent experience Job Types: Part-time, Internship Pay: 5.00 per hour Benefits: Flexible schedule Schedule: Apply now

Nothing quite like watching someone with 8 years of academic research flex their theoretical knowledge while completely freezing up when asked to write a simple for-loop. The industry's full of these theoretical gymnasts who can explain quantum computing algorithms but struggle with Git basics. Meanwhile, the bootcamp grad who's been coding for 6 months is shipping features like it's nothing. The classic theory-practice gap in computer science is wider than the average developer's monitor setup.