Easiest Choice In The History Of Coding

Oh look, it's a CPU from AMD checking if your code is actually alive! Just like in Squid Game, where contestants had to survive deadly challenges, your programs are constantly being judged on whether they deserve to keep running or get brutally terminated by the OS. That horrified expression is exactly what happens when you realize your beautiful algorithm that worked perfectly in development is now deadlocked in production. The CPU is just sitting there like "Yeah, I'm gonna need you to respond in the next 0.5ms or I'm sending a SIGKILL your way." Spoiler alert: Your thread doesn't make it to the next round.

The noble aspirations of AI research versus the grim reality of where computational power actually goes. On the left, we have AI detecting breast cancer 5 years before it develops—potentially saving countless lives. On the right, some poor GPU is being absolutely tortured to render a cow at 15 FPS in what appears to be the world's jankiest video game, complete with a rage-filled gamer screaming about "fake frames." It's the perfect encapsulation of humanity's priorities: we build supercomputers that could solve humanity's greatest challenges, then immediately use them to make slightly better cow animations. The bottom corner showing all those graphics settings (RTX, DLSS, etc.) is just the chef's kiss of overkill for whatever that monstrosity is supposed to be.

When your dog finds the perfect sunbeam and you can't help but see it as a CSS masterpiece. That perfect drop-shadow filter creating a natural light effect that would take frontend devs hours to replicate. Nature's rendering engine just casually flexing on us with zero load time and perfect anti-aliasing. And they say you can't see CSS in real life!

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Content Lars Doucet larsiusprime Follow Due to my elite programming skills, I figured out how to shave off THIRTY SECONDS from my app's startup time. Here's some optimization tips: 1. Remove the sleep(30) call you added a month ago and forgot about 12:51 AM - 30 Jun 2018 2,089 Retweets 10,185 Likes 69 17 2.1K 10K