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Someone just casually described the Traveling Salesman Problem—one of the most famous NP-hard computational problems in computer science—and asked why it hasn't been solved yet. You know, just a little app idea. No big deal.

For context: mathematicians and computer scientists have been wrestling with this beast since the 1800s. There's literally a million-dollar prize for solving it efficiently. But sure, let's just whip up a quick app for the "vibe coders" over the weekend.

The beautiful irony here is asking "why has nobody built this yet?" while unknowingly requesting someone to solve one of the hardest problems in computational theory. It's like saying "free startup idea: invent faster-than-light travel" and wondering why Uber hasn't implemented it yet.

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