Literally A Match Made In Code

Ah, the classic "added login functionality" commit that touches 41 files. Nothing says "I definitely understand authentication best practices" like modifying every single file in your codebase to implement a login system. That security.py file is probably just for show – the real authentication logic is scattered across 40 other files like a treasure hunt for future developers. This is the coding equivalent of saying "I tidied up the house" when you've actually just shoved everything under the bed, in drawers, and behind the couch. Future you will definitely not curse present you when trying to debug this masterpiece.

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When your professor spent 45 minutes explaining Big O notation and tree traversal algorithms, but you're over here just jamming everything into a HashMap because key-value go brrr. Sure, there are 57 other data structures specifically designed for your exact problem, but why waste time being elegant when you can waste memory being lazy?

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