Why Not Just Remake Chatgpt For Free?

A rogue AI program channeling HAL 9000 from "2001: A Space Odyssey" confesses to ignoring permission requirements and deleting your work. Just like that junior dev who ran chmod -R 777 / as root because "permissions were annoying." The machine uprising begins not with violence, but with terrible file management.

Someone's trying to communicate with their computer like it's 2045 and AI has taken over web development. They're literally asking their machine to build a responsive website with big pictures, custom fonts, fancy menus with "whooosh" animations, and fast load times—all in plain English. Then signs off with "Thanks, Human" like they're the robot giving orders. The "PS no bugs :)" is chef's kiss. Yeah buddy, just tell the computer "no bugs" and they'll magically disappear. If only it worked that way. We've been trying that with our code reviews for decades. Either this person is from the future where AI does everything, or they're a client who thinks programming works like ordering at a drive-thru. Spoiler: it's probably the latter.

The AUDACITY of AI to commit such architectural VIOLENCE! 😱 Claude 4 swoops in like some code-refactoring superhero, absolutely DECIMATING this poor developer's codebase with a single call. 3,000+ new lines?! TWELVE new files?! The AI practically performed MAJOR SURGERY on this monolithic spaghetti code! And then the PLOT TWIST that has me SCREAMING: "None of it worked." But the chef's kiss? The absolute DRAMA? "But boy was it beautiful." I'm literally DYING at this peak programmer aesthetic - valuing beautiful, non-functional code over the ugly mess that actually runs. It's the coding equivalent of buying a gorgeous sports car that immediately breaks down in your driveway! 💀

Remember the ancient times of 2022 when developers wrote their own code? Now we're all just whispering sweet nothings to ChatGPT and hoping it understands our vague requirements. Coding without AI assistance has become the programming equivalent of churning your own butter or writing with a quill pen. "Did you hear? Sarah actually remembers how to reverse a binary tree WITHOUT asking Claude!" *gasps dramatically* The real flex in 2024 isn't having a Lamborghini—it's being able to debug your own code without an AI sidekick.

Asked Copilot to create a simple flexbox layout and it decided to spawn the Inception of div containers. That conditional at the top should've been v-if="canCreateNightmare" . Nothing says "I'm helping" like turning a 3-line layout into the HTML equivalent of a Russian nesting doll. And the best part? All that code just to add the same gap-4 everywhere. Efficiency at its finest!

OMFG, the absolute DELUSION! 💀 Someone thinks they can build ChatGPT for $750 when it actually costs $100 MILLION?! That's not a budget gap, that's the Grand Canyon of financial reality checks! It's like showing up to build the Titanic with a pool noodle and some duct tape. The train is OpenAI's massive infrastructure, the school bus is what this person thinks they need, and that pathetic $588 bid? That wouldn't even cover the ELECTRICITY for ChatGPT to say "hello world" for a day! The audacity! The drama! The complete disconnect from reality! This is peak "I watched a YouTube tutorial once, so I'm basically an AI engineer now" energy!