Another AI Startup Exposed

Just sitting back with my popcorn watching the AI hype train derail in slow motion. All these devs who pivoted their entire careers to "prompt engineering" are about to discover what us old-timers already know - there's no shortcut to understanding the fundamentals. When the hallucinations pile up and the VC money dries out, guess who'll be debugging the mess? The same people who've been writing actual code for decades. Munching carrots while watching careers burn is my new hobby.

The ultimate dependency nightmare in one image! Two dudes casually sipping coconuts while their t-shirts reveal they're actually trying to initialize an OpenAI client with DeepSeek's API endpoint. It's like trying to pour Coke into a Pepsi bottle and expecting it to taste like Dr. Pepper. That code snippet is basically the software equivalent of putting diesel in a gasoline engine. The poor compiler is probably having a nervous breakdown watching this tropical API mashup unfold. The best part? That npm install command sitting there like "I tried to warn you, bro."

Stack Overflow being tossed aside like last year's Christmas toy now that AI can generate code snippets. Five years of meticulously collecting upvotes just to be replaced by a chatbot that hallucinates half its answers but delivers them with unwavering confidence. The future is here, and it's wearing a cowboy hat.

Turns out the most advanced AI was just 700 people in a trenchcoat. Builder.ai allegedly sold "AI" that was actually just outsourced developers pretending to be Natasha the chatbot. The classic "artificial" intelligence that's actually just regular intelligence with extra steps. Next revelation: ChatGPT is just a guy named Greg in a basement with really fast typing skills.

Oh look, we've come full circle! After spending billions on AI to replace programmers, someone's revolutionary idea is to... *checks notes*... ask humans for help? 🤯 The "vibe coder" discovers the ancient technology known as "asking the senior dev" - a technique that's only been working flawlessly since the dawn of programming. Next breakthrough: discovering that keyboards work better when plugged in. It's the tech equivalent of inventing the wheel, getting a flat tire, and then wondering if legs might be useful backup systems.

Look at me, taking a picture of ChatGPT instead of actually writing documentation. It's the modern dev equivalent of taking vacation photos of the information plaque instead of the actual mountain. Why spend hours documenting code when I can just ask an AI to do it later? Ten years of experience has taught me that future me will definitely understand what current me was thinking without proper docs. Totally. The irony of treating documentation like a distant, majestic view while the actual codebase is right there needing attention is just *chef's kiss*. We've evolved from "the code is self-documenting" to "the AI will document it for me."